insertabetterurlhere:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

simon says it’s a no from me

(via kllua)

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

(via raidram0n)

condorn:

haha yeah im billingual uno dos one two three taco puta lmao

(via jimmy-carrs-laugh)

dweebscar:

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dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

(via 50-shades-of-yaoi)

dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

(via beyoncebeytwice)

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via kllua)